Pet Peeves

I have a voice and a select list of pet peeves. When you put them together you get a rather interesting list.

Here's that list:

I hate it when...

Napkins
...people take a billion napkins, use 2, and throw away the rest. I MEAN COM'ON AT LEAST FREAKING DRAW ON THE OTHER 999,999,998 NAPKINS THAT YOU DIDN'T USE. Or write someone some love letter, OR FUCKING BE CREATIVE AND TURN THAT SHIT INTO SOME OUTFIT. wasteful wasteful wasteful. UGH!

Timing
...I'm late. I absolutely positively hate being late. I mean I have things to do, people to see and my time is worth something. Your time should be worth something too. So why be late? It's like throwing away money knowing you'll never get it back. This is why, I'm usually irritated when the timing's off. FUCKING BE ON TIME. Yeah okay, life happens I KNOW. BUT LIFE DOESN'T ALWAYS HAPPEN EVERY SINGLE TIME YOUR'RE FUCKING LATE. Come on time and most certainly don't waste it.

Short Notice
...people tell me things last minute. WTF?! I LIKE BEING PREPARED FOR THINGS. I can understand if there's certain circumstances surrounding the notice. BUT FORREAL IF IT'S AVOIDABLE, AVOID IT! DAMN

lol this is kinda fun.

Music
...people who play guitar or some shit (mostly guitar) don't know how to read sheet music. To me it's really hollow and i don't understand how you can call yourself a musician if you don't even know how the chords you're playing are structured (and i'm not even talking about chord progessions, I'm talking about roots, thirds, and fifths that harmonize with each other to make a chord). It's even worse when you don't even know what notes are and where on the fretboard, not even one of your damn scales (NOT SHAPES FUCKING SCALES!), and what a fucking half-step is! FUCK! GUITAR TABS ARE THE DEATH OF MUSIC THEORY! FUCKING CHEATERS DAMMIT!

Chairs
...people don't push their chairs in. FUCKING PUSH YOUR DAMN CHAIR IN! I don't wanna have to walk in-between tables only to trip over every damn fucking chair that YOU forgot to fucking push in. It's either that or I have to push your damn chair in just to get through. JUST PUSH IN YOUR DAMN CHAIR AFTER YOU GET UP SO I CAN GET THROUGH. I'm not your fucking mom.

Slow drivers
...I'm caught behind a slow ass driver. I swear these types of drivers travel in fucking packs. It's understandable when it's in a local area and you don't wanna get pulled over, but when your on the highway, I hate seeing 3 drivers, in all three damn lanes, going the same damn speed. It's insane, and it sucks cause drivers like me seem to collect behind this pack of slow drivers.

Hmm that's all I could think of I guess. Hehe this would make a great facebook chain letter. Hmm...